DUMB&DUMBER

$DUMB

EVERYONE HATES THEIR TRADES.
EVERYONE TRADES THEIR TRADES.

Crypto Twitter’s favorite people to blame for trades they voluntarily entered.

ANSEM parody character in a ridiculous orange tuxedo

ANSEM

ORANGE TUXEDO DIVISION

TJR parody character in a ridiculous powder-blue tuxedo

TJR

POWDER BLUE DIVISION

BUY SOMETHING DUMBVIEW CHARTFOLLOW $DUMB

NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE. OBVIOUSLY.

EVERYONE HATES THE CALL • EVERYONE TAILS THE CALL • WE’RE ALL $DUMB • EVERYONE HATES THE CALL • EVERYONE TAILS THE CALL • WE’RE ALL $DUMB • EVERYONE HATES THE CALL • EVERYONE TAILS THE CALL • WE’RE ALL $DUMB • EVERYONE HATES THE CALL • EVERYONE TAILS THE CALL • WE’RE ALL $DUMB • EVERYONE HATES THE CALL • EVERYONE TAILS THE CALL • WE’RE ALL $DUMB • EVERYONE HATES THE CALL • EVERYONE TAILS THE CALL • WE’RE ALL $DUMB • EVERYONE HATES THE CALL • EVERYONE TAILS THE CALL • WE’RE ALL $DUMB • EVERYONE HATES THE CALL • EVERYONE TAILS THE CALL • WE’RE ALL $DUMB • EVERYONE HATES THE CALL • EVERYONE TAILS THE CALL • WE’RE ALL $DUMB • EVERYONE HATES THE CALL • EVERYONE TAILS THE CALL • WE’RE ALL $DUMB • EVERYONE HATES THE CALL • EVERYONE TAILS THE CALL • WE’RE ALL $DUMB • EVERYONE HATES THE CALL • EVERYONE TAILS THE CALL • WE’RE ALL $DUMB •

THE DUMBEST ADDRESS ON SOLANA

CA PENDING
CA: [INSERT CONTRACT ADDRESS]

ONLY EVER USE AN ADDRESS PUBLISHED BY THE PROJECT ITSELF.

FOLLOW THE STUPIDITY

ZERO ALPHA.
MAXIMUM ENTERTAINMENT.
QUESTIONABLE DECISIONS.

THE ONLY ACCOUNT THIS SITE LINKS TO IS ITS OWN.

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OFFICIAL $DUMB ACCOUNT

AN ETERNAL LOOP

THE CRYPTO TWITTER CYCLE

This animation loops forever. So does the behavior.

  1. STEP 1

    ANSEM OR TJR POSTS

    “Oh shit.”

  2. STEP 2

    EVERYONE CALLS THEM IDIOTS

    “Worst trader alive.”

  3. STEP 3

    EVERYONE CHECKS THE TOKEN

    “Just researching.”

  4. STEP 4

    EVERYONE BUYS

    “It's only 2 SOL.”

  5. STEP 5

    TOKEN DUMPS

    “I KNEW IT.”

  6. STEP 6

    BLAME ANSEM / TJR

    “Unfollowed.”

  7. STEP 7

    THEY POST AGAIN

    “...what's the CA?”

  8. ↻ REPEAT FOREVER

PEER REVIEWED BY NOBODY

THE SCIENTIFIC POLL

A rigorous study with one possible outcome.

DO YOU LIKE ANSEM & TJR?

PICK ANY ANSWER. THE RESULT IS ALREADY DECIDED.

COMEDY UI ELEMENT — NOT MARKET DATA

CT COPIUM LEVEL

Completely fictional. Measured with nothing. Updated constantly anyway.

HIGH

100% MADE UP

Ansem tweeted.

PICK YOUR DUMB

CHOOSE YOUR FINANCIAL ADVISOR

Neither of these people are your financial advisor.

ANSEM parody character

ANSEM

TJR parody character

TJR

EXCUSE GENERATOR

WHY DID MY TRADE FAIL?

Press the button. Receive absolution.

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PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY TEMPORARILY UNAVAILABLE.

PROPRIETARY SYSTEM

THE OFFICIAL $DUMB STRATEGY

A rigorous, repeatable process for losing money on purpose.

  1. 01

    SEE TWEET

  2. 02

    CALL IT STUPID

  3. 03

    CHECK CA

  4. 04

    BUY

  5. 05

    REFRESH CHART 400 TIMES

  6. 06

    PANIC

  7. 07

    SELL

  8. 08

    WATCH IT PUMP

  9. 09

    BLAME THEM

  10. 10

    REPEAT

BACKTESTED ON THOUSANDS OF TERRIBLE DECISIONS.

THE TOKEN

TOKEN

Deliberately simple. No invented numbers.

TOKEN

$DUMB

NETWORK

Solana

UTILITY

Absolutely questionable.

ROADMAP

  • Step 1: Be dumb.
  • Step 2: Become dumber.
  • Step 3: Blame somebody.
  • Step 4: Repeat.

HOW TO BUY

FOUR STEPS. ONE REGRET.

1

GET SOL

Acquire SOL and put it in a compatible wallet.

2

COPY THE CA

Make sure you’re buying the actual $DUMB token.

3

SWAP

Use your preferred Solana trading platform.

4

IMMEDIATELY QUESTION YOUR DECISION

Welcome to $DUMB.

THE CHART

REFRESH IT 400 TIMES

We are not going to render a fake chart at you. Real chart link goes here when it exists.

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